So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.
*seamus voice* there’s no way
*Seamus voice* Calculated.
*seamus voice* jordan.
*seamus voice* frag out
*seamus voice* rip in peace
*Seamus voice* See ya later
*Seamus voice* This place looks like Detroit
Caroline Dhavernas @ SDCC ‘14
“The Fannibals — fans from Hannibal — are so adamant about showing us their love and appreciation, and it’s really nice to finally meet them. I received a little Alana doll today, I mean…that’s never happened before, so I’m really grateful to be meeting them.”
i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.
Go read this. It’s really important.
Be kind to one another.
MIKE WHAT THE FUCK